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They will all be taken to a far away intergalactic planet that looks a lot like Saturn but smells more like Uranus.<br /><br />There the women will be bred with alien studs and everyone will be happy and sit around a campfire on the musical planet known as Funktune roasting marshmallows and singing songs written by Kara DioGuardi, Neil Sedaka, Shania Twain, and Glenn Beck.<br /><br />Marc Cherry the shows producer was asked if he would be considering having a spin-off of the popular series. He grinned, took a sip of his Shirley Temple and said "No way Jose, I have learned my effen lesson and I will never again work with the freakin likes of self-absorbed, demanding, spoiled bitches again."<br /><br />In a related story. 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